My family laughed when I picked up my phone. They weren’t laughing two minutes later.

The Vesta Grand Hotel in Miami was a masterclass in aggressive, unapologetic opulence. It was the kind of establishment that did not merely accommodate wealth; it demanded it, worshipped it, and reflected it back in every polished surface.

The air inside the soaring Starlight Atrium smelled of expensive sea salt, imported white orchids flown in fresh that morning from Hawaii, and the sharp, metallic tang of generational wealth. Sunlight streamed through the massive, arched glass ceiling, catching the light on heavy gold-leaf accents and reflecting blindingly off the pristine, seamless Italian marble floors. A string quartet tucked into a corner alcove played a flawless, understated Vivaldi piece, the notes floating above the soft murmur of high-society conversation.