They laughed and called our marriage a charity project. Then I took the microphone.

The ballroom, which had been holding its breath, violently exhaled. It erupted into absolute chaos. Reporters who had sneaked in under the guise of distant cousins were feverishly typing on their phones, the bright flashes of their cameras strobing through the room. Board members were shouting at each other, pointing fingers, and frantically dialing their personal attorneys.